FORT DODGE, Iowa – When Rex Miller arrived home late last night after attending the Iowa football game at Minnesota, his wife was already asleep on the couch. As Stacia Miller heard the garage door, she went to the kitchen and waited for her husband to enter. When Rex walked …
KEOTA, Iowa – Roger Ellison’s annual trip to Kinnick Stadium last Saturday night resulted in retrieval of several souvenir cups. Ellison was on hand to watch the Iowa Hawkeyes defeat Northwestern 41-31. Following the game, as the band belted out “In Heaven There is No Beer,” Ellison made his way …
MINNEAPOLIS – The University of Minnesota has offered to cancel next week’s football game against the University of Iowa and simply ship the Floyd of Rosedale to Iowa City. “We are going to get piss-pounded by the Hawks,” said UM Athletics Director Joe Maturi. “Plus we have Nebraska coming …
LINCOLN, Nebraska – Nebraska head football coach Bo Pelini placed an emergency telephone call to the NCAA offices during halftime of his team’s contest with Ohio State. Pelini was attempting to convince NCAA President Mark Emmert to suspend the entire Ohio State team for the second half of this evening’s …
FORT DODGE, Iowa – Scott Peters does not have good luck when it comes to Iowa football. After watching his beloved Hawkeyes lose to Penn State on Saturday he was forced to burn his fourth Hawkeye jersey in two years. The most recent casualty was a Marvin McNutt #6 replica …
