AMES, Iowa – Iowa State head basketball coach Fred Hoiberg is stunned that he let this one get away. Earlier today, 25 year old Anthony Hubbard signed a letter of intent to play for the University of Iowa. Hubbard, an ex-con who spent 4 years in prison, is expected to …
Fat Chick Does Walk of Pride Following One-Night-Stand with Frat Guy
IOWA CITY, Iowa – Early Friday morning, Mavis Borsch, a sophomore from Ottumwa, proudly walked from the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house on Riverside Drive to her apartment on Gilbert Street. Smiling the entire way, Borsch was glowing following a sexual intercourse with fellow Ottumwa native, Mark Davis. Davis, who is …
Vulgar UI Professor Required to Wear “Explicit Content” Label
IOWA CITY, Iowa – UI Anthropology and Gender Studies Professor Ellen Lewin will be required to wear an advisory label through the end of Spring Semester 2012. The directive, announced earlier today by UI President Sally Mason, is in response to Ellen’s vulgar e-mail tirade this week, directed toward students …
Iowa City City Council: Lemonade Stands Need Regulation
IOWA CITY, Iowa – In the wake of recent steps taken by the Iowa City City Council to regulate Melrose vendors, the council is taking aim at another long standing Iowa City tradition – lemonade stands. “These little twerps think they can make all of this money and not give …
EXCLUSIVE: Hoiberg Offers Scholarship to Recently Arrested ISU Wrestler
AMES, Iowa – Iowa State wrestler Trent Weatherman was arrested early Friday morning by Ames police for Public Intoxication. Weatherman appeared in court later on Friday and bond was set at $500.00. Iowa State basketball coach Fred Hoiberg posted the $500.00 bond for Weatherman, and immediately offered him a basketball …
UI Scales Down Carver Equipment Room by Removing Red Shirts
IOWA CITY – The renovation of Carver-Hawkeye Arena is scheduled for completion later this summer. But UI officials are discussing last-minute revisions to the men’s basketball equipment room. “We realized we could get rid of all these red shirts here in the equipment room because, let’s face it, nobody’s wearing …
Vander Plaats Blames Gay Marriage for Iowa’s Loss of Congressional Seat
DES MOINES – Three-time Iowa gubernatorial loser Bob Vander Plaats pointed to gay marriage as the reason the state is losing a congressional seat. Due to a decrease in population, Iowa will lose one congressional seat before the 2012 elections. Vander Plaats, who led the successful effort to oust three …
Hilton Coliseum to Relocate Off-Campus to Accommodate Recruiting of Sex Offenders
AMES – Iowa State University has announced plans to relocate Hilton Colisum to an off-campus location so the program can recruit sex offenders. “We checked with the Attorney General’s office and they said this was the first step we need to make,” said Cyclones Coach Fred Hoiberg. “Since the players …
Cully Payne: Fine, I’ll Be Fran’s First Transfer
IOWA CITY, Iowa – Injured Iowa point guard Cully Payne has been released from his scholarship from the Hawkeye basketball team. Payne, who starred as a true freshman at Iowa last year indicated he is transferring because nobody else would. “The team was sitting around at lunch the other day …









