Rex Ryan Tries to Buy Norm Parker’s Amputated Foot

Rex Ryan in 1995 (FILE PHOTO)

IOWA CITY, Iowa – New York Jets Head Coach Rex Ryan has made attempts, as recently as last weekend, to purchase the amputated foot of Iowa Defensive Coordinator Norm Parker. In September, Parker’s right foot was amputated during a hospitalization due to complications from diabetes. Last week, videos made by …

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Iowa Football Charter Diverted To Madison; Greeted By 20,000 Hawkeye Fans

Iowa players step off airplane in Madison this afternoon.

IOWA CITY, Iowa – Fresh off a stunning upset of 12th ranked Missouri, the University of Iowa Hawkeyes departed Arizona expecting to fly to Cedar Rapids; however, poor visibility resulted in their flight being diverted to Madison, Wisconsin this afternoon.  Upon getting off the airplane the team was greeted by …

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UI Public Safety To Provide Minuteman-Like Tailgating Enforcement at Bowl

UI Public Safety officers search a UI residence hall for underage drinkers. (file photo)

TEMPE, Arizona – University of Iowa Public Safety Director Buck Screen says he has been so inspired by the famous Arizona Minutemen who voluntarily patrol the United States that he plans to provide a similar duty at the Insight Bowl this year. “I have recruited a few of our officers …

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ICPD Anxious To Harass New Bar

Iowa City Police Department: Harassing Establishments Since 1853

IOWA CITY, Iowa -  As a number of Iowa City bars are closing a new one may be opening in an unusual place – the Iowa Memorial Union.  When news broke last week that a bar may be moving into the IMU, the Iowa City Police Department saw it as …

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Kinnick Flyover “Too Low”; Re-Do Scheduled

Air Force pilot Major Payne performs a test run of the Kinnick flyover re-do

IOWA CITY, Iowa – The four Talon T-38 Trainer jets involved in the flyover at Kinnick Stadium prior to the November 20 Ohio State game were “too low,” according to the findings of an investigation conducted by the United States Air Force. You Tube videos of the flyover were reviewed …

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Weekly Walk Of Shame Postponed Due To Weather

Scott Walker attempts to keep his composure while talking to his girlfriend.

IOWA CITY, Iowa – The State of Iowa was inundated with wind, rain, and snow this weekend which stranded hundreds of University of Iowa students  at their one-night-stand residences.  The weekly walk of shame was postponed until the weather cleared up later Sunday.  This postponement was detrimental for a few …

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BREAKING NEWS: Large Bust at UI Football Player’s House

The bust may have looked like these.

IOWA CITY, Iowa -    Iowa City Police report a large bust at a University of Iowa football player’s house last night.  The bust was allegedly on a 21 year old blonde from Naperville, Illinois and said to be a 34 DD. Snarky Hawk correspondents are en route to Iowa City …

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UI Vows to End Underage Drinking by Students’ 21st Birthdays

UI Vice President of Student Affairs Tom Rockin (FILE PHOTO)

IOWA CITY, Iowa – Officials at the University of Iowa have revealed a “three year plan” whereby students would stop underage drinking altogether by the time they celebrate their twenty-first birthdays. UI Vice President of Student Services Tom Rockin announced the so-called “21 Plan” at the Iowa Memorial Union earlier …

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Ferentz: Police Needed My Permission To Talk To DJK

Iowa Wide Receiver Derrell Johnson-Koulianos in happier times. (file photo)

IOWA CITY, Iowa – Iowa head coach Kirk Ferentz is upset with the Iowa City Police Department for not asking permission to speak with Wide Receiver Derrell Johnson-Koulianos prior to his arrest Tuesday in Iowa City.  Ferentz has kept Johnson-Koulianos on a tight leash all year. “I have my rules …

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Iowa Football Fan: I Saw This Season Coming

Iowa fan Justin Caller, 35, expresses his frustration over a 7-5 season

IOWA CITY, Iowa – Long time Iowa fan Justin Caller says he knew back in August that the Iowa football team was not as good as advertised. “I just had a feeling,” said the 35 year old banker.  “Every time Iowa is ranked high in the preseason they crap out.”  …

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