Star California Wrestling Recruit Still Not Enrolled

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IOWA CITY, Iowa – “But dad, I wanna go to Iowa!” Those words were music to Iowa Head Wrestling Coach Jeff Trainer in 1992 when California State Wrestling Champion Albert Clifford “AC” Slater committed to the Univesrity of Iowa.  However, he has yet to enroll at Iowa. Trainer has been …

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Local Mascot Upset About Royalties – Threatens Lawsuit

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IOWA CITY, Iowa – Since 2004, the streets of Iowa City and Coralville have been guarded by the watchful eyes of a number of 6 foot statues.  The inspiration for those statues, famed Iowa Hawkeye mascot Herky the Hawk, spent hours modeling in many different outfits for each statue.  Despite …

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Missing Football Player Found in Library

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IOWA CITY, Iowa – A massive manhunt throughout Johnson County ended Tuesday afternoon when Iowa wide receiver Robert Church was found in the University Main Library. Church was reported missing on Monday after his roommate discovered Church’s backpack and moped were gone. “Usually he’s sitting around the dorm room playing …

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BREAKING NEWS: Indecisive Man Taking Forever to Order at Hungry Hobo

IOWA CITY, Iowa– At this hour, an indecisive man is taking forever to order a sandwich at Hungry Hobo.  Those behind him in line are becoming impatient, but refusing go get something to eat elsewhere because the Hobo subs are just so damn good. The situation started when the man, …

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Ped Mall Panhandlers Request Photos and Engravings of Dead Presidents

IOWA CITY, IA – Panhandlers on the Pedestrian Mall in Downtown Iowa City have found a way to comply with the city’s new anti-panhandling ordinance.  The law, which took effect earlier this year, bans asking for money within 10 feet of any building or mobile vendor, within 15 feet of …

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Iowa and Purdue to Play for Sally Mason

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IOWA CITY, Iowa – Officials from both the University of Iowa and Purdue University announced today that UI President Sally Mason will serve as the traveling trophy between the two universities, beginning in 2011.  Mason, who served as Provost of Purdue from 2001-2007, said she is excited about the new …

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